CERITA LUCU DAN GOKIL

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgObUrKe3hytLSYamaN-LzLQdA79pTOABeX_-eHCfhXzz1U4I4Yn0Z8DL2ZW7xVxNYfuy0gK7Dm-kafZnTBmSDP2XibS2cS0vTDNKwt8zij4R4vfWJldpJYVY5mZFfbWTTXpaElUGYReiub/s1600/images131.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgObUrKe3hytLSYamaN-LzLQdA79pTOABeX_-eHCfhXzz1U4I4Yn0Z8DL2ZW7xVxNYfuy0gK7Dm-kafZnTBmSDP2XibS2cS0vTDNKwt8zij4R4vfWJldpJYVY5mZFfbWTTXpaElUGYReiub/s200/images131.jpg" /></a></div> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <i><br /></i> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cambria\,Bold";">GA KENAL KOK DITANYA</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">saat jam pelajaran dimulai.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Bu guru: udin, siapa thomas alfa edition??</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">udin: tidak tahu bu.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Bu guru: kalau james watt??</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">udin: tidak tahu juga bu.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Bu guru: udin, kamu tidak belajar ya, dari tadi ditanya jawabnya tidak</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">tau terus.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">udin: belajar kok bu, kalau bu guru tahu tidak suparman?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Bu guru: tidak tahu.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">udin: kalau mas sumarno tahu tidak bu?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Bu guru: tidak tahu, emang siapa mereka??</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">udin: lha itu dia bu kenalan-kenalan udin, lagian saya tidak pernah</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">kenalan dengan thomas dan james di tanya, ya jelas saya tidak tahu bu.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Bu guru: ......????!!!!!////!!.......</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 18.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cambria\,Bold";">BANGUN JAM 7</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Ada seorang pasien datang berobat ke dokter...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Dokter: apa kluhan anda..?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Pasien: tiap jam 5 pagi saya buang air kecil dok...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Dokter: itu bagus pak, berarti mtabolisme tubuh anda sedang bagus...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Pasien: bukan itu saja, tiap jam 6 pagi saya buang air besar....</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Dokter: itu juga bagus pak, berarti pencernaan anda dlm kondisi baik...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Pasien: bukan itu masalahnya dok...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Dokter: trus apa masalahnya...?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Pasien: saya bangunnya jam 7...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Dokter: ..??!!?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Cambria\,Bold";">PRAJURIT KAMPUNGAN</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Seorang anggota prajurit angkatan laut yang baru saja bertugas beberapa hari</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">di sebuah kapal selam angkatan laut, dipecat dari kesatuannya atas tuduhan</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">menenggelamkan kapal selam bersama awaknya.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">Ketika diwawancarai wartawan, ia mengaku tidak bersalah. "Waktu kejadian</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">kapal selam itu tenggelam, saya malah sedang bebas tugas, dan sedang bersiap</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">untuk tidur.", (kata si pria). "Lantas apa yang kemudian anda lakukan sebelum</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">tidur?" tanya wartawan. "Ya seperti kebiasaan di kampung... saya selalu buka</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Cambria","serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: Cambria;">jendela sebelum tidur.... Abis gerah sih!! ", jawabnya dengan santai.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">RAMALAN</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Seorang nenek sedang meramal seorang wanita. Sambil meraba-raba bola</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">kristalnya, ia berkata, "Engkau akan bertemu dengan seorang lelaki gagah dan</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">tampan, memiliki beberapa perusahaan minyak, ratusan ribu hektar tanah di</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">pinggir kota Minneapolis, dan sebuah kapal pesiar dengan 100 awak kapal. Ia akan</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">mengawinimu dan kalian akan hidup berbahagia</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">selamanya.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Ooooh, senangnya! Tapi, bagaimana dengan nasib suami dan anak-anakku yang</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">sekarang?"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Peramal: ...@#$%$#@*%....(udah punya suami toh, xixixixi..)</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 14.0pt;">TURIS KOCAK</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Wesley dan Tennat, dua orang turis yang bekerja di Afrika itu mengalami</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">nasib malang. Mereka ditangkap oleh penduduk suku setempat lalu</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">dimasukkan kesebuah panci besar yang diletakkan diatas api yang sedang</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">berkobar. Tiba-tiba Tennat tertawa terbahak-bahak tanpa sebab. "Ada apa?"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">tanya temannya, "kita sedang direbus hidup-hidup, dan sebentar lagi akan</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">menjadi santapan mereka. Saya tidak melihat sesuatu yang lucu disini."</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Tennat masih terus dengan tawanya. "Mereka tidak tahu, bahwa saya</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">kencing di dalam sup ini."</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">GURU KOCAK</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Bu Guru : Poltax, coba kamu sebutkan 10 binatang buas dlm waktu 5 detik!</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Poltax : Singa, Harimau, Elang, Ular…</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Bu Guru : Habis waktu! Sekarang coba kamu Min!</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Admin : Ikan Hiu, Piranha, Dinosaurus, Kucing Garong, Keong Racun…</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Bu Guru : Lelet kamu Min! Sekarang coba Afika, sebutkan 10 binatang buas</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">dlm waktu 5 detik?!</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Afika : 5 ekor harimau dan 5 ekor singa!</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Bu Guru : Yaps, pinter..!!</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">TIDAK MENGGANGGU TEMAN DI KELAS</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Suatu siang. seorang ayah bertanya pada anaknya yang terkenal nakal di</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">sekolahnya. "bagaimana hari ini, Nak ? Apakah kamu masih mengganggu temantemanmu</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">di kelas ?"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Sama Sekali tidak, Ayah. mana mungkin mengganggu teman kalau disuruh pak</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Guru sepanjang hari berdiri menghadap tembok di pojok kelas !"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">KAKATUA</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Di sebuah toko penjual burung, mempunyai 2 burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">berbeda, yang satu suka bernyayi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">seseorang ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung:</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Pembeli: Berapa harga burung kaka tua ini mas...??</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Penjual: Kalau yang suka nyayi itu 500.000 rupiah, sedangkan yang diam itu</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">1.000.000 rupiah.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Pembeli: Lho kok yang suka nyayi harganya lebih murah dari yang hanya diam saja.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Penjual: yah.... jelas beda wong yang harganya 1.000.000 itu pencipta lagunya kok.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">SENJATA MAKAN TUAN</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Seorang wartawan sedang meliput peristiwa kecelakaan. Karena banyak orang yg</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">mengerumuni lokasi kecelakaan, wartawan tsb tdk dpt menerobos untuk melihat</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">korban dari dekat. Setelah berpikir keras, wartawan tsb dpt ide.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Minggir-minggir semua, saya ayah korban!" ia berseru. "Saya minta jalan.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">" Benar saja.....kerumunan itu membiarkan dia lewat. Semua mata terarah kepada</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">wartawan tsb. (wartawan GR, dalam hati: "Berhasil juga!!!) Ketika sampai di</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">tengah kerumunan, ia terpana melihat... SEEKOR ANAK MONYET tergeletak tak</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">berday</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">TEKA-TEKI KOCAK</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">A: Kenapa badak kukunya warna merah?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">B: Mmm... apa ya... 'gak tau...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">A: Biar bisa sembunyi di balik pohon apel...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">B: Ah bohong... mana ada badak sembunyi di balik pohon apel?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">A: Gak pernah lihat 'kan?... berarti dia berhasil sembunyi...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">TIDAK MELIHAT</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Pada suatu hari ada seorang pengendara yang melanggar lalu lintas, dan terihat</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">oleh seorang polisi yang berjaga dan memberhentikannya...</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Apakah sodara tidak melihat lampu merah?"( tanya seorang polisi kepada seorang</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">pengendara sepeda motor).</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Saya lihat, Pak."</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Lalu kenapa sodara tidak berhenti?"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"saya tidak melihat bapak."</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">OBAT ANEH</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Pasien : Dok, tolonglah sembuhkan penyakit saya. Saya sering berjalan di waktu</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">tidur.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Dokter : Ini kotak yang bisa menyelesaikan persoalanmu. Setiap malam, ketika</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Anda sudah bersiap untuk tidur keluarkan isi kotak itu dan taburkan di lantai</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">sekeliling tempat tidurmu.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Pasien : Kotak apa ini, Dok? apakah sejenis serbuk penenang?</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Dokter : Bukan. Ini kotak paku payung.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">MAHASISWA GOKIL</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Diruang kuliah, seorang dosen senior sedang memarahi mahasiswanya:</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Dosen: "menjawab saja tidak becus, eh malah bercanda dan ngobrol seenaknya.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Menjawab soal aja juga ga ada yg tahu, jadi percuma aja kuliah ini,Hayo Sekarang</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">yang merasa dungu BERDIRI !!!! " sang dosen membentak. Beberapa menit</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">suasana hening. Tiba-tiba dari bangku belakang seorang mahasiswa berdiri. Dosen:</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Jadi kamu yakin betul, kamulah si dungu itu ??? " " Bukan begitu pak, saya cuma</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">tidak tega melihat Bapak berdiri sendiri."</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">AYAM KOCAK</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Juru-masak membubuti seekor ayam dan mencemplungkannya ke dalam panci,</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">tapi lupa menyalakan apinya. Setengah jam kemudian melompatlah sang ayam</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">melabrak sang koki:</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Hey, kembalikan buluku atau nyalakan apinya! Kalau begini caranya aku bisa mati</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">kedinginan".</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><br /></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <h2 style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="font-family: "Calibri,Bold","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Calibri\,Bold";">Kenapa Ibu Memakannya</span></i></h2> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Seorang balita yang masih berumur tiga tahun, berjalan menuju seorang ibu yang</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">sedang hamil</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Dia lalu bertanya (biasa, anak kecil pngen tahu)</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Kenapa perut ibu besar sekali ?"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Saya punya bayi, nak" jawabnya</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Bayinya ada di perut ibu ?" tanyanya penuh keheranan</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Yah, seperti itulah"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Apakah dia baik ?" Tanyanya dengan mata berkaca-kaca.</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">"Ya, tentu. Dia sangat baik"</span></i></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: left;"> <i><span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri;">Kemudian anak itu menangis dan berteriak "Lalu kenapa ibu memakannya ?</span></i></div> </div> </div>

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<b>Belalai Sidang Senayan!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">3. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Monyet apa yang paling nyebelin? <b>Monyetel CD nggak boleh, monyetel</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">radio nggak boleh, monyetel TV nggak boleh!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">4. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mobil apa yang jalannya nabrak²? <b>Civic Wonder, habis buta sih!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">5. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kali apa yang nggak kelihatan? <b>Kalingan tembok!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">6. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mobil apa yang paling mahal? <b>Mobilang rocket bisa, mobilang kapal</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">terbang bisa!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">7. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Ikan apa yang matanya banyak sekali? <b>Ikan Teri 1 kg!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">8. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mengapa turun dari kendaraan harus kaki kiri dulu? <b>Kalau kuping kiri dulu...</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">nyungsep doong namanya!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">9. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mobil apa yang ada di atas pohon? <b>Mo-bilang daun, mo-bilang ranting,</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">mo-bilang dahan, terserah!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">10. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mengapa kodok kalau mau nyebrang rel kereta mesti loncat? <b>Karena kalau</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">mau muter... busyet deh jauhnya!!! (Bisa kondor boo...)</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">11. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa mayat dibungkus kain putih??? <b>Hitam...! Siapa takut!!!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">12. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa Bumi makin panas? <b>Karena Matahari buka cabang di mana²</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">13. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa Superman bajunya berlambang huruf S? <b>Karena kalau pake M</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">atau L kegedean, apalagi XL... dikirain operator telp.</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">14. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa kalau ngantuk kita menguap? <b>Karena kalau kita menyanyi gak jadi</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ngantuk!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">15. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa jerapah lehernya panjang? <b>Karena jarak antara badan dan</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">lehernya jauh... Bo!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">16. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Nanas apa yang paling bersejarah? <b>Nanasdengklok!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">17. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Siapa perek yang paling terkenal? <b>Pereksiden Bush!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">18. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa gula rasanya manis? <b>Karena kalau asin namanya garam!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">19. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa orang mati, biasanya dipakaikan jas dan sepatu? <b>Karena tidak bisa</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">pakai sendiri!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">20. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Telor apa yang paling keras, di-injak² gak apa²? <b>Telor-toar!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">21. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Ada 5 kuda, 2 lari, yang tinggal ada berapa? <b>Tetap ada 5, karena yang 2</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ternyata lari di tempat!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">22. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">5 bebek dikali 2 jadi berapa? <b>Jadi 5, di darat ada 3, dikali ada 2!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">23. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Tukang apa yang untung dan rugi selalu tepuk angan? (girang kali ye) <b>Tukang</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">abu gosok!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">24. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Tukang apa yang selalu menderita? <b>Tukang jual perabotan rumah tangga!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">(kan kesannya diusir dari rumah oleh istri tercinta).</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">25. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Siapa orang yang paling gak ada kerjaan? <b>Orang yang lagi baca e-book</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ini!! Bagi yang bekerja, cepat kerja lagi! Yang lagi masak, terusin</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">masaknya! Bagi yang udah ngantuk, tidur sana! Buang² waktu saja!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Gitusaja kok refot!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">26. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Refot apa yang bisa jatuhin Soeharto? <b>Refot-masi. Kok mulai lagi?</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">27. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Dimata dekat di hati... apa'an...? <b>Usus!!!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">28. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Hewan apa yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya di kepala? <b>Kutu rambut!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">29. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Buah semangka, dilubangin, dikasih es batu, di-kocok²terus digelindingin. Jadi</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">apa? <b>Jadi jauh!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">30. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia??? <b>Lubang pantat... Angin saja</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">kalau mau lewat mesti menjerit!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">31. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Benda apa yang kalau dilihat kotak, tapi kalau dipegang bulat? <b>Lambang</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">OSIS di baju anak SMU cewek!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">32. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bagaimana caranya menghilangkan bau pete dimulut? <b>Makan jengkol!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">33. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kalau di pencet lembek, kalau di tonjok keras? <b>Tahu nempel di tembok!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">34. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa cowok nggak perlu pake pembalut? <b>Kalau pakai, entar dikira</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">hotdog!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">35. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bagaimana bedain gajah besar dan kecil? <b>Pakai ayakan saja. Gajah kecil</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">pasti lolos kalau di ayak!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">36. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Naik apa yang seperti di-kejar² burung? <b>Naik becak, di-kejar² burung</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">tukangnya!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">37. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apaan yang naik turun dibawah puser? <b>Resleting!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">38. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bulat, panjang, hitam, ditengah paha, apa hayo? <b>Tiang listrik dipanjat</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">orang!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">39. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Ayam apa yang di cari orang? <b>Ayam hilang!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">40. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Coba tebak, telor apa yang paling uenak? <b>Telor yang lagi gatel terus digaruk</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">²!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">41. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa bedanya pemurung dengan pemulung? <b>Pemurung tidak pernah merasa</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">gembira sedangkan Pemulung tidak pelnah melasa gembila!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">42. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Truk apa yang ban-nya paling banyak? <b>Truk trailer mengangkut ban!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">43. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kalau ditutup dia akan mengintip, tapi kalau dibuka dia akan marah²? <b>Orang</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">naik becak pada waktu hujan!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">44. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Gimana caranya supaya 71 orang naik mobil VW kodok ber-sama²sekaligus?</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">2 di depan, di belakang posisi 69!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">45. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">What's the meaning of control? <b>Alat vitral!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">46. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Buah apa yang enggak bisa dipetik? <b>Buah yang sudah jatuh dari</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">pohonnya!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">47. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Zat putih direaksikan dengan zat biru jadi apa? <b>Jadi zatpam!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">48. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kalau kamu di tempat gelap dan dingin dan kamu punya satu korek api!disitu</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ada obor, lilin, dan kayu bakar. apa yg per-tama² kamu hidupin? <b>Korek</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">api dong!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">49. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Siapa yang biasanya adzan di TV? <b>Saat. (ingat: saat adzan maghrib</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">untuk Daerah Jakarta dan sekitarnya)</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">50. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa bedanya ban mobil dengan kondom? <b>Kalau ban mobil tiba² bocor,</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">nyawa bisa hilang, kalau kondom bocor, nyawa bisa nambah!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">51. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Nyarinya susah, setelah dapat, langsung dibuang apaan? <b>Ngupil!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">52. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa Robin jadi pembasmi kejahatan? <b>Soalnya dia ketemu</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">sama Batman... Kalau ketemunya sama Baskim dia bakalan buka toko</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">eskrim!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">53. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa bedanya sepak bola dengan pengantin baru? <b>Kalau sepak bola</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">masukin dulu baru berpelukan tapi, Kalau pengantin baru berpelukan</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">dulu baru masukin</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">54. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Burung apa yang sayapnya satu? <b>Burung ngelamar kerjaan! (sayap</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">satunya megang map)</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">55. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mengapa laki² lebih keras suara kentutnya daripada perempuan? <b>Karena laki²</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">punya microfon!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">56. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Yang kehilangan lega, yang nemu sebel. apaan? <b>Kentut!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">57. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa nyamuk kalau terbang pasti bunyinya nging² dikuping? <b>Sebab</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">nyamuk menghisap darah. Coba kalau menghisap solar" pasti bunyinya</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">bremmmmmmm..bremmmmmm...bremmmmmm..!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">58. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa nyamuk lebih kurus dari lalat? <b>Soalnya nyamuk suka begadang!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">59. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa orang mati di bungkus dgn kain kafan? <b>Kalau dikasih kain batik</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ntar dia kekondangan!!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">60. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa ibu dari pengantin wanita menangis pada saat upacara pernikahan?</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Gak rela anaknya dibohongin!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">61. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Orang bungkuk tidurnya gimana? <b>Merem!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">62. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa beda macan dengan wanita??? <b>Kalau macan, ditembak dulu</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">baru tergeletak. Kalau wanita tergeletak dulu baru ditembak!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">63. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Lampu apa yang kalau dipecahin keluar orangnya? <b>Lampu tetangga. Coba lu</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">pecahin, kan keluar orangnya!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">64. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Tempe apa yang menyakitkan? <b>Tempeleng!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">65. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa Batman lambangnya bukan B? <b>Karena sudah dipakai sama</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bobo...!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">66. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bahasa Inggrisnya nasi apa? Rice, Bahasa Inggrisnya panjang apa? Long.</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">dan kalau Bahasa Inggrisnya nasi panjang apa? <b>Lontong...</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">67. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa Bahasa Indianya bumbu dapur? <b>Tumbar miri jahe!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">68. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Dibuka sedikit kelihatan rambutnya, dibuka sedikit lagi kelihatan bijinya, dibuka</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">sedikit lagi kelihatannya batangnya. Ayo tebak? <b>Jagung!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">69. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Letaknya tinggi, bercahaya, kalau dipegang panas. Apa hayo? <b>Kompor emak</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">gue gantung... hihiihi...!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">70. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mata apa yang bisa keluar suara? <b>Mata Lu ketonjok!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">71. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bagaimana caranya supaya kereta api dan motor kalau ditimbang beratnya</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">sama? <b>Kereta api dan motornya di foto!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">72. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Orang apa kalau dipukul gak sakit²? <b>Orang gak kena yeeeeeeeeee!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">73. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Binatang apa yang kakinya delapan? <b>Sapi gendongan sama kuda!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">74. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Jus apa yang turun dari langit? <b>Justru itu saya ngga tahu...!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">75. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bendanya bulet panjang, dibuka, terus dimasukan, lalu keluar Cairan.Kalau</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">sudah lemes dikeluarin, orang lagi ngapain hayo...? <b>Orang lagi makan tebu...</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">He³...!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">76. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bagaimana suara kucing kalau jalannya mundur? <b>Gnooooem...!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">77. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa Bahasa Chinanya anak kecil terpeleset? <b>Lichin thong...!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">78. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa kalau donor sperma dibayar lebih mahal dari donor darah??? <b>Karena</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">buatan tangan, jadi lebih susah buatnya!!!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">79. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa beda unta dengan kangkung? <b>Kalau unta di Arab, kalau</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">kangkung di urap!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">80. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa ayam kalau berkokok matanya merem? <b>Karena sudah hapal</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">teksnya...!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">81. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Ulet apa yang kalau gigit bisa bikin mati orang? <b>Ulet beras ... nemplok di</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">kepala kobra... hiks...!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">82. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa bedanya profesor dengan monyet? <b>Botaknya. Profesor botaknya</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">di kepala, kalau monyet botaknya di pantat!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">83. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa bedanya wadam dan Sepatu Bata? <b>Kalau sepatu Bata 'tahan lama',</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">wadam 'mana tahan'</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">84. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Orang apa yang paling kuat di dunia? <b>Orang Jawa, soalnya ada orang Jawa</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">yang bisa 'Mangku Bumi'</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">85. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bulu apa yang bisa jalan? <b>Bu Lurah!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">86. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Marah² tapi tidak ada yang dia marahin. Cemberut tapi tidak ada yang dia</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">cemberutin. Nunggu tapi tidak ada yang dia tungguin. Apakah itu? <b>Orang lagi</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ngeden pub!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">87. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Ada 25 prajurit pergi ke medan perang. Dalam peperangan itu lima orang di</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">antaranya gugur. Berapa orang sisanya? <b>5020 orang. Karena ada</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">pepatah 'gugur satu tumbuh seribu', sehingga 5 (yang gugur) x 1000 + 20</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">(sisanya) = 5020!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">88. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mengapa orang Meksiko kalo naek kuda selalu bawa gitar? <b>Emangnya suruh</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">bawa piano, yang bener aje!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">89. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Mana yang lebih pandai, anjing atau monyet? <b>Dijawab 'anjing' maupun</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">'monyet', langsung aja dikomentarin 'Emangnya pernah sekelas ya?'</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">90. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa anjing kalau kencing kakinya diangkat satu? <b>Kalau diangkat dua²nya,</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ya, jatuh dong!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">91. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Ada beberapa ekor bangsat yang menghuni tempat tidur seorang laki².</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Bagaimana caranya orang itu menghalau bangsat² itu dari tempat tidurnya?</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Caranya dengan menangkap tiga ekor bangsat, mengecat kepalanya</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">dengan warna putih, lalu melepasnya lagi. Bangsat² lainnya akan lari</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ketakutan karena menyangka ada razia! [Cicak bin Kadal]</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">92. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kalau Asterix habis kerja berat dan capai sekali, jadinya apa? <b>Pegel Linux!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">93. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kenapa burung garuda kepalanya selalu nengok ke kanan? <b>Karena dia</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">sudah putus hubungan dengan nyamuk!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">94. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Monyet apa yang berdiri di tepi jalan? <b>Monyetop angkot!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">95. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kota apa yang nilainya selalu tujuh? <b>Salatiga, kalau saladua nilainya</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">delapan!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">96. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kentang apa yang dingin? <b>Kentangkuban perahu malam²!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">97. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Tukang apa yang kalo dipanggil nengok ke atas? <b>Tukang gali</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">sumur!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">98. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">BMW apanya yang mahal? <b>W-nya, soalnya kalo diganti X jadi murah!</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">99. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Saya punya uang Rp 150, terus saya beli permen Rp 75, berapa kembalinya?</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Kembalinya Rp 25, karena bayarnya pake uang ce'pe'an!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">100. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Apa bedanya bulan sama matahari? <b>Kalau Matahari banyak</b></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">discount, kalo bulan belum pernah ke sana tuh!</span></b></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9.5pt; line-height: 150%;">101. </span></b><span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">Di rambut ada, dikening ngga ada, di hidung ada, di alis ngga ada, di mulut</span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 150%; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm; mso-layout-grid-align: none; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="color: black; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 150%;">ada, di mata dan pipi ngga ada, apakah itu? 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